I get to spend a week in Vegas on business.  The week of April 14th to be specific.  What is a poor, backward Scotsman to do in the big city?  Anyone know of local happenings in April that may require me to bring a kilt?

Just five short weeks until Celtic Fling; my liver is already beginning to cry.

The Clan will be on site Saturday and likely staying at Camp Bean in Pinch Pond Saturday night. I have assured my cousins that I will not get nearly so intoxicated as at NCRF earlier this spring. Who'd have though that group of Nuns didn't want to know the answer about a Scotsman's kilt? At least they were kind enough to let me know I didn't need ANOTHER blessing.

Anyone else coming to Fling and looking to get into a lot of trouble?

...is "bound" too optimistic?  Though I have heard some intersting stories about TX wenches.  How about just "on my way"?

 It seems I have business in Dallas next week and I've heard tell of some little faire in that area.  My business is Tuesday through Friday downtown.  Is it worth a trip to Scraby on Saturday if I need to be back at DFW for a 9:00pm flight?  If not, do you locals get together Friday night before faire?

March 30th-April 1st - North Carolina Renaissance Faire Invasion http://www.ncrenfaire.com/index.php

April 28th - Pirate Invasion at Fells Point MD. http://www.baltimorepyrateinvasion.com/

May 5th - Cheat River Festival http://cheat.org/festival/

June 16th-17th - Virginia Renaissance Faire "Closing Weekend" Invasion http://www.varf.org/

June 23rd-24th - Celtic Fling at the PA Renaissance Faire http://www.parenfaire.com/

July 20th-22nd - Carlisle Bike Fest http://www.carsatcarlisle.com/index.asp

August 11th-12th PA Renaissance Faire "Opening Weekend" http://www.parenfaire.com/

September 15th-16th PA Renaissance Faire "Scottish Weekend" http://www.parenfaire.com/

October 27th-28th PA Renaissance Faire "Closing Weekend" http://www.parenfaire.com/